The Chip-and-Release Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“The broadcast shows Runyon on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon has his best game ever, but it is for the opposing fantasy manager in another league.
- Runyon finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
80%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Runyon, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.