The Late Scratch Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“The broadcast shows Runyon on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
- Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Runyon drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.