The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Runyon is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
78%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Runyon, Runyon, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.