The Mystery Tweak Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Runyon lines up as a tackle on 61% of snaps. A beautiful new career for him.
89%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Runyon, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.