The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Runyon's stadium. Only over Runyon.
92%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Runyon's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.