The Invisible Route Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-16.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cowboys locker room
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Runyon scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.