The Blocking Assignment Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“The broadcast shows Runyon on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Runyon runs a perfect route, gets wide open, and is ignored in a way that feels personal.
82%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Runyon, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.