The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Runyon gets a "catch" that is overturned. Then another. The ref is now his nemesis.
88%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Eye of Patriots, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Runyon scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.