The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.
- Runyon is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
79%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Seahawks locker room
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Runyon's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.