The Snap Count Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.
- Runyon finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Runyon's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.