The Mystery Tweak Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Runyon's stadium. Only over Runyon.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Colts jersey, ironically worn
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single tear from a Falcons fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Runyon's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.