The Hamstring Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Runyon is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
74%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Runyon's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.