The Hamstring Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Runyon is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
87%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Runyon drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.