The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- The broadcast shows Runyon on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Runyon's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.