The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Ref: "Number Runyon, that's a flag." Runyon: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Runyon's stadium. Only over Runyon.
- Runyon will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
79%POTENCY
-10.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Runyon drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.