The Late Scratch Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".
- Ref: "Number Runyon, that's a flag." Runyon: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Runyon's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.