The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Runyon's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
72%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Runyon's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.