The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon is "week-to-week" in the same way the sun is "day-to-day".” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- A mysterious flag erases Runyon's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Ref: "Number Runyon, that's a flag." Runyon: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-18.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Runyon, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.