The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Runyon catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
87%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Runyon drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.