The Late Scratch Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Towson's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Runyon is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
78%POTENCY
-15PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Runyon's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.