The Chip-and-Release Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- The broadcast shows Runyon on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- Runyon goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
80%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Runyon scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.