The Hamstring Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- Runyon catches 2 balls for 11 yards and a nice hug from a referee.
76%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Runyon's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.