The Invisible Route Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon gets a 40-yard pass, then immediately "adjusts his gloves" and is injured. Tragic.
- Runyon stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
92%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Runyon's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.