The Blocking Assignment Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Runyon's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
76%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Patriots locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Runyon drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.