The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Carter Runyon
Carter Runyon · LV · TE
“Runyon is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Runyon's week
- Runyon stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Runyon's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
76%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Runyon's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Carter Runyon in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Carter Runyon is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Carter Runyon actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.