The Wide Left Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Smyth is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Smyth, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.