The Wind Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Smyth is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Smyth is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
87%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Cardinals, tongue of ref,
Bring Saints down to grief,
Smyth scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.