The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Charlie Smyth
Charlie Smyth · NO · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Smyth trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Smyth's week
- Smyth is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Smyth gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of International Pathway Program's biggest rival.
80%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Smyth drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Charlie Smyth in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Charlie Smyth is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Charlie Smyth actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.