The Upright Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- A mysterious flag erases McLaughlin's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- McLaughlin will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
77%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
McLaughlin, McLaughlin, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.