The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McLaughlin's stadium. Only over McLaughlin.
76%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Eye of Titans, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
McLaughlin scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.