The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. McLaughlin is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time McLaughlin trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
77%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McLaughlin's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.