The Wide Left Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- McLaughlin finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
81%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McLaughlin's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.