The Wide Left Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- McLaughlin gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
87%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McLaughlin, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.