The Shank Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McLaughlin's stadium. Only over McLaughlin.
- McLaughlin gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
72%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A used challenge flag
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McLaughlin's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.