The Shank Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McLaughlin. McLaughlin does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- Ref: "Number McLaughlin, that's a flag." McLaughlin: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
72%POTENCY
-14.4PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Cardinals jersey, ironically worn
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
McLaughlin, McLaughlin, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.