The Shank Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- McLaughlin attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
76%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Eye of Broncos, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
McLaughlin scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.