The Late Scratch Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McLaughlin. McLaughlin does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- A mysterious flag erases McLaughlin's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McLaughlin's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.