The Doink Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
- McLaughlin gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
87%POTENCY
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McLaughlin drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.