The Snap Count Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McLaughlin. McLaughlin does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time McLaughlin trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
75%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A single Eagles jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McLaughlin's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.