The Hamstring Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- A mysterious flag erases McLaughlin's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- McLaughlin tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
84%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McLaughlin, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.