The Doink Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time McLaughlin trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
84%POTENCY
-11PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McLaughlin, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.