The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McLaughlin. McLaughlin does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- McLaughlin gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
81%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Saints locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McLaughlin, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.