The Wind Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McLaughlin. McLaughlin does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
77%POTENCY
-18.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McLaughlin drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Bucky Irving
- Emeka Egbuka
- Baker Mayfield
- Kenny Gainwell
- Chris Godwin Jr.
- Brandon Aubrey
- Cameron Dicker
- Jason Myers
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Cam Little
- Cade Otton
- Jake Bates
FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.