The Mystery Tweak Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over McLaughlin's stadium. Only over McLaughlin.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- McLaughlin gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
90%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Group Chat FuneralVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Texans jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A used challenge flag
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
McLaughlin, McLaughlin, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.