The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
92%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McLaughlin's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.