The Upright Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“The broadcast shows McLaughlin on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- McLaughlin is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
81%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- A single Saints jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Buccaneers down to grief,
McLaughlin scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.