The Snap Count Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.
91%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McLaughlin's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.