The Hamstring Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- McLaughlin gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
74%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McLaughlin's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.