The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“McLaughlin gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois's biggest rival.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- McLaughlin will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
73%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McLaughlin, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.