The Hamstring Hex of Chase McLaughlin
Chase McLaughlin · TB · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McLaughlin. McLaughlin does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McLaughlin's week
- McLaughlin warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- McLaughlin hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
92%POTENCY
-17.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McLaughlin drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Chase McLaughlin in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Chase McLaughlin is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Chase McLaughlin actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.